We arrived home from vacation late Saturday night (more on that later), and I was delighted to see my new Cook's Illustrated. This is the single best cooking resource I have ever used, and I read cookbooks for fun and relaxation. It's delicious science, and I love it. This current issue has a recipe for Pad See Ew, my favorite Thai dish. When I saw it, I cried with happiness (see post regarding 1st trimester woes).
And then I had an epiphany: I could read about food again without making a frantic run for the bathroom!
The last Cook's issue, I tried to read a little article explaining the most efficient way to shuck corn and failed. The idea of dealing with or (shudder) eating corn made my stomach turn and I had to put away the magazine unread. Corn, for heaven's sake. The mildest of foods. David pointed out that within 15 minutes of the shucking revulsion incident, I was reading to him in detail about the process of dissecting and preserving Einstein's brain, a topic which didn't bother my sensitive tummy at all. I don't consider human brain to be food. No problem. Dissect away!
So I spent a blissful morning reading my recipes and planning to make Pad See Ew, Saag Paneer, and French apple cake - hopefully this week. Yum. Then I got hungry and had to eat second breakfast. After second breakfast, I went to the grocery store where I made about 47 impulse purchases because I was hungry again. At noon, I ate lunch. At 12:56, I ate second lunch because I was famished. At 3:00, I ate a quarter of a cantaloupe and iced coffee. At 5:15, cheese and crackers. There was a cookie in there somewhere. Dinner's at 7. It's 5:34, and I'm not sure I can wait that long. My normal-sized stomach has been replaced with that of a pubescent male. I am pretty sure I will always be hungry. After not gaining any weight 1st trimester, I guess it's time to grow a belly.
This made me laugh pretty hard. Keith was super excited about the custard cake, but I was turning six shades of green as he started to describe the methodology. Can't wait to reach the hungry stage too!
ReplyDeleteI just loved reading this. :) I'm happy you're experiencing all the normal, hilarious and not-so-much things of pregnancy. Can't wait to see that belly grow!
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